Syndrome Hypoallergenic Gender University (English 'm Perito , so I do not go well together, NOT fo'behind ), better known as Syndrome Industrial Engineer (SITI) or syndrome expert, is a clinical named for the propensity to occur in certain areas of society, specifically in the field of technical engineering Men's College.
Although not yet studied in depth, many experts (psychologists and sociologists) have found a symptomatic group, which can be summarized as follows:
- Occlusion of Heschl to turn vision of a subject of another gender (or same, why not?).
- Faced with a positive approach of aforementioned subjects, shrinkage of chromosome 21.
- In more severe cases, inability to interact socially with circles outside the usual scope of the patient, nearsightedness, allergic to work, three Bic in the pocket of his shirt and the absolute certainty that unless my mother and my sister ...
- Ailments part of the peripheral nervous system, usually the Flexor Digitorum Profundus .
- Tendency to create hyperlinks as those of previous symptoms (or even consult them).
- Hobby to small game, and in patients veterans, the hunting .
- sleep disorders that cause insomnia and, in many cases, alcohol.
- A cause of sleepless nights, the gradual approach to other syndromes, such as overload levator scapulae, very common in patients fans pachangueo misnamed.
Although classified as a disease, it is true that comorbidity has been found, even in milder cases:
- Serious problems in the duodenum, anus and sphincter in summer.
- ≠ certainty that current year.
- tachycardia and urinary incontinence in localized periods (February June and September).
- Tendency to use speech obsessive and futile: "I just did a atari" , "but if I am a Tremere " , "Gandalf is Magneto " or is not Maggie or Stewie of joke. "
- Hobby to WoW (see Drug Dependence).
- progressive tendency to create pages known as blogs.
- see pages progressive trend known as payment.
- Penchant for male contact sports.
- Contempt toward fads, which usually fall once olviadadas.
Among medical professionals, we suggest the following treatment, effective in 70% of cases:
- bromide.
- findesemanal group therapy.
- Connectivity ADSL.
- Included in groups analysis and study of
- Watching Lost, JJ Abrams taking as an example of a model patient, self-made.
- Shock therapy: "Shut down the computer, leave the computer once and for all, and go live in the countryside, eating nuts with raisins and talk to God."
Note: extracted from the Vena Lightning.
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